blue lives = snowflakes = #truth

Man, she woulda been a top seed in our Wypipo Tournament. Dammit.

First things first: Our rules committee made Donald Trump ineligible because they knew that Trump—as the mascot and standard-bearer for the worst wypipo in the world—would not make this a competitive tournament. Allowing Trump would be like the NCAA allowing the Golden State Warriors to compete in March Madness.

Still, we have a loyalty to all California home teams except the Chargers, the Rams and the Sacramento Kings. Fuck those guys...

True story: This song got me in trouble with my grandma a while back, so I feel a type a way about it. I do love it, though,

He was not. He was the driver. The FB video you’re probably familiar with is in reverse. Go watch it again. You’ll see the steering wheel in front of him.

How do you have the head Keebler elf, arguably the highest-ranking elf in Keebler history, in front of you and don’t ask how the hell they make cookies in a damn tree?!

To the “make it rain” slackbot #RIP

I’m going to go with yes, yes he did take an invisible dump. LOL #DubNation

even worse, a concern troll.

Oh, you’re *concerned* that the criminal justice system will have another way to put POC in jail. Oh, thanks for the *concern*.

So the desire to subjugate or oppress black people is not a political act? Interesting ...

An asshole is not a brilliant visionary just because a toilet has a bottomless appetite for what comes out of it.

Duly noted. But since this is “fake news,” let’s assume the fantasy has a happy ending, mmKay?

“...his meaning is clear.”

When you starting thesis is “This is worst than Hitler,” things are never going to end well.

That’s the point Kate Clifford Laron makes: most of what we learned about her is either wrong (or wildly exaggerated). I too learned about her in elementary school, but the depth of deeds were never really acknowledged.

As a matter of fact, we’re making fun of racist white people. Unlike you, who seems only interested in targeting ALL black people. I know that’s a hard thing to wrap your tiny brain around.

Still doesn’t change the fact that it’s dumb and racist, especially since it was presented on a mainly white, mainstream show. If she did this bit as a standup, perhaps it would not be racist but it still would be dumb.

I issue you this challenge: Go to YouTube and search for “guerrilla charging” and “gorilla charging” (since “charging” seemed to be the characteristic Adler wanted to emphasize). It becomes pretty clear this was not a grammar problem.