When the original came out, the Village Voice, agog at its gayness, came out (ahem) with a headline for the ages: “Phallus in Wonderland.”

There’s a sandwich company that sold these for a few years. I won’t advertise for them. Let’s call it James Jack. I miss them dearly now that they aren’t sold anymore. Grab one and go. Delicious.

I do camembert and ham, or as I call it: a Hamembert Sandwich.

Just a little mustard and I’m all in. 

But is there a 3 ingredient cocktail to pair with this?

50 years of Congress playing the “sit and do nothing game” while watching the world burn has me doubtful they are going to be the agent of change we need. People need to vote in mass not just when it feels convenient. I don’t know if abortion is the topic that will change that, but the next 6 months are going to be…

Traitor Trump gave the racist a green light. “Good people on both sides”
All your going to get out of this is “Thoughts and Prayers”

As soon as they say mass shooter captured alive… we all know he’s white.

So just because of the trend of these things, here is my breakdown of what will happen over the next while. First, more than likely he will STILL be framed as a lone wolf (stochastic terrorism) and not a consistent continuing reality of the U.S.’s problem with whiteness which is the fact that an inordinate amount of…

Agreed, she looks great in those shots, I especially love her hair. But I’ve always kinda loved her for her “if fashion were porn, this dress would be the money shot” remark about her Oscar dress. 

Kudos and best of success to Ms. Sidibe!

“One telling stat reveals among married men, 13.1% reported having vasectomies compared to 21.1% of married women having tubal sterilizations, despite how, of the two safe, reversible sterilization methods, vasectomies are simpler and have a lower complication rate.”

Also, do not assume the vasectomy is successful without confirmation, don’t skip that appointment.

Because paternity tests lead to child support payments, and do you think the GOP good ol boys want to pay for all the little bastards they father as a result?

So much for being the party of small government

All those children gathered from the crisis centers will go to Christian homes Only so they can make sure they are properly indoctrinated. They are trying to save their foundering religion and increase their voting power.

You forget the other concern, conservative whites are freaked the fuck out that they are no longer the dominate race and currently are at plurality status with minority coming soon. They want more white babies. They are probably so desperate they will consider Mexicans white (which they technically are) like they did…

While I agree that in all the cases surrounding reproductive rights it seems odd ball Republican legislatures are in control. Government always tries to exempt itself from their own rules, so I would love to see the loopholes and hidden cutouts and how they would be implemented.

Yeah it’s a little more complicated than that. Christian nationalism, trying to erase the New Deal. If only things were as simple as you suggest. 

The way this appears to be going, I expect that all forms of contraception will eventually be targeted. You might say “oh no.. the men in power aren’t willing to sacrifice their access to condoms”. Maybe. Maybe not. But that doesn’t mean they won’t take them away from everyone else. Besides, the people in power…