This stuff is MAGIC. My kids and I have never had a stomach ailment it couldn’t cure. But it is hard as hell to find, sometimes.

Canada Dry. No other ginger ale brand will do.

I lost it at the little kid! And I loved the older lady acknowledging that she got around back in her day. Very funny.

This just boosted my whole morning! Better than coffee!

Ginuwine’s New single “Leave It In”, will be followed next year by a single from his wife/girlfriend:

Not that you did that or anything...

OK. I had to read this over twice, but to make sure I understand this: Ole boy figures that his girlfriend is cheating with one of his co-workers, so he kills them both.

Adult child of a former addict here, and this is where I get all philosophical:

9/10. That’s actually some pretty good trolling for a celebrity that had to do it on the fly. She’s been in the game for too long, and has answered the same stupid assed questions too many times. why not have a little fun at their expense?

Damn you, Pinkham!

Every MRA to woman clearly out of his league:

This is so true, it’s almost pathetic. Living in Los Angeles, if you are not bone thin you are considered obese, and you might as well just hang it up. Being a big girl myself (5”6’, 250+), and a life long Angeleno, I know this only too well. Body dysmorphia is a way of life here.

This needs more stars!

There are painful levels of stupid involved in this:

I give this an A for intention, but a D for execution. Nice little notes in obvious areas meant to boost self esteem, which is generally lagging in adolescent girls, is a good thing. Completely covering the mirror with Bible verses as affirmation was not the best way to go about this. I even say this as a Christian:…

Addictions of all kinds run in my family, so I’ve always had to be very careful about what I exposed my kids to. Combine that with an almost abnormally high tolerance for alcohol, and you’ve got a recipe for serious overindulgence. I will spare you the story about the tequila party which turned my son off from…

GMA is great when they are talking about national news, weather, and some of the usual feature type stuff they usually do to fill up two hours in the morning. When they have the entire team in there (George and Robin work well with each other, Ginger knows what she’s talking about, and Paula does such a good job she…

I am completely at a loss as to how she thought this was a good, or hell, even acceptable, idea. Driving with toddlers is distracting in and of itself, and if you absolutely MUST breastfeed them, pull over to the side of the road. What on earth is going on here?

More Kinja craziness. Kinja gonna kinj, I guess.

Slightly OT, but I wish I had known about this when Billy Joel and Elton John were touring together, and playing each others songs: