Everyone seated gets a First Amendment pin. This will look great on my uniform when I end up in whatever gulag I get thrown in a few years from now.

Whoo hoo! Welcome to the party!

The Black Snob still exists, but I don’t update it very often. And thank you for your support!

*Screams on inside!!!*

He is not.

We are our own thing within the fam.

We’ve been around since 2008!

We will be moving to the Gizmodo offices later this month!

Everyone’s welcome!

Thanks, Ernie! We appreciate everything you’ve done!

We love it!

Yes. It’s for realzies!