I’ve always believed that the single Drakiest Drake song is “Shot For Me.” It’s petty, it’s passive-aggressive, and…

1. Pestilence

The first NBA game I remember watching in full was in 1986 when Michael Jordan dropped 63 on the Boston Celtics in…

Much of my family will be in New Castle, Pa., this weekend to mourn the losses and celebrate the lives of my Uncle…

Early this morning, backslid humanoid Termite Listeriosis emerged from her deep slumber on a dumpster in an outhouse…

These are really comfortable.

Regardless of my feelings about his politics, Donald Trump is a human first. A husband. A father. An uncle. An…

...pull your mask down to talk to me. You don’t need to pull your mask down to talk to me. You don’t need to pull…

I forget exactly how old I was. Maybe 9. Maybe 10. It was summer. A Sunday. Dad and I were preparing to spend the…

1. Lonzo Ball’s jump shot

I know, I know, I know. Staying socially distant during COVID is quite the drag, and you thought it would be new and…

Of course, the tears Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron shed during his press conference this afternoon were a…

The success of The Joker’s numerous schemes in The Dark Knight is dependent on a medley of greed, corruption,…

Propped on the pavement, planted in yards, and sitting on stoops in every block in my neighborhood this morning are…

Former East Pittsburgh police officer Michael Rosfeld was forced out of his job as a University of Pittsburgh cop in…

Yes, technically. But they’re not Timbs.

If you are a chicken wing connoisseur—which I consider myself to be—you undoubtedly know the best wing spots in your…

1. Why are you doing this?

Goodbye.

In an Instagram post on Labor Day, Dr. Umar Johnson lamented that he would be able to build multiple schools for…