Running List of Things Straight Men Can't and Shouldn't Do Because It'll Make Us Gay

I’m just saying. If they’re going to call the cops on us for setting hard screens, we can easily return the favor.

0:01: The camera pans down a spiral staircase as we’re greeted with a bubbly and aggressively southern voice that we…

Over the weekend, I received a quite kind email from a man named “Jake” with a series of screenshots from articles…

One of what?

During the first 18 years of my life, my parents and I lived at seven different addresses.

Two years ago, I wrote a thing asking which was the single blackest last name. After an intense vet involving census…

Since the 2016 presidential election, I have read and I have heard from people—mostly white but some nonwhite—that…

1. At some point during the two-hour layover at O’Hare International Airport on my trip from Pittsburgh to New…

1. Fireworks

Of the myriad factors contributing to my mom’s death, the one I have the least concrete proof for is the one to…

Perhaps later this year, after the midterms and/or in two years after the next presidential election, we’ll be able…

It seems unfair for one sports franchise to receive such fortune. With LeBron’s decision to move to Los Angeles,…

You ever put a frozen waffle in the toaster but not quite long enough and you bite into it and the inside is still…

1. Why do you think it’s cool to try to touch my baby?

1. Urban

The funeral for Antwon Rose Jr. took place Monday morning at Woodland Hills Intermediate School in Swissvale, a…

1. Americans

Melania Trump exists in what appears to be a loveless relationship with her husband.

I spent last Saturday afternoon, as I have many Saturday afternoons in the past six years, with my 17-year-old…