This comment wins the internet

(Said this on Facebook, but should repeat it here)

For clarity’s sake, the Asperger’s reference is from the most recent episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, where Larry David pretended to have Asperger’s to get out of a jam. Hence Larry David Brand Asperger’s. It’s not a dig at Asperger’s. It’s just saying that LaVar Ball…

Re: The fight: Of course there was a 0000.00001 percent chance that a fight would actually happen. But it’s just ... odd as hell to literally turn your back and walk away from your teammates like that.

No one’s saying he had to jump in there like Ron Artest. But he could have just, I don’t know, stood there and…

I don’t know whether to be impressed or disgusted that so many people came through with accurate and descriptive definitions. I’m gonna choose impressed. Also, just in case it wasn’t clear with the link, I didn’t invent that term. As far as I know, the homie Jamilah Lemieux came up with it.

Not a millennial, tho. Don’t put that evil on me!

I’m not talking about people who use female AND male with the same frequency. But people who use “female” to address women and “men/man” to address men.

I disagree vehemently with everything on this list. But I like the way it was written. I guess this is a paradox.

“Aight” should have been higher on the list. Especially the “aight” with no eye contact. Related: Whenever I hear “aight” I picture Wee-Bey.

To clarify, sticking penises into moist parts of bodies after receiving consent from the owner of said body parts? Good! Sticking penises into the word “moist” itself? Bad! (Because where would it go? Inside the ‘o’?)

This is literally the worst take I’ve ever heard about anything in my entire life. It’s like Jason Whitlock and Umar Johnson had a baby, and named that baby Tomi Lahren. You are that baby.

i feel like people who drink white henny wear nothing but cabaret-appropriate linens

Is this a safe space to admit that I love Fireball?

1. i dont know what cannabanoid tools means

or i can take three extra seconds and just wash it then, instead of repeating the process when i get home

For much of Kyrie’s entire career, there’s been a stark divide between how players/former players and GMs/coaches regard him and how he’s seen in the basketball-specific media. The people who’ve either played or coached at the NBA level seem to value him much more than those who haven’t. I’m not saying that either…

“2) Rashida Jones in Parks and Recreation?!”

i love niggas too though

“It’s satire” would have worked if she hadn’t concluded the bit by saying we should stay home and ignore them.

(It’s also kinda interesting to see the criticism of the Fey criticism coming down to “well, y’all just don’t understand satire.” Like people who called her out just aint smart enough to get it.)

a mere mention aint slander! i love mhp!

As I type this, my ankles are kinda, sorta showing too. So there’s that.