Did Joe Biden Accidentally Show His VP Pick to the World Before She Was Camera-Ready?Presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden—God, I wish he would just call the number on his credit card and activate…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 29, 2020
Can You Get Coronavirus in Your Butt? Well, Rep. Louie Gohmert, a Texas-Sized Asshole, Just Got ItRep. Louie Gohmert, who can only be described as a Texas-sized asshole who has famously refused to wear a mask, has…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 29, 2020
Democrats to Bill Barr: Keep John Lewis’ Good Name Out of Your MouthWhen Attorney General Evil Fred Flintstone, aka Bill Barr, agreed to testify in front of the House Judiciary…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 29, 2020
Trump Is So Jealous of Dr. Anthony Fauci That He Lied About Throwing Out the Yankees' First PitchInviting Dr. Anthony Fauci to throw out the first pitch to start the Major League Baseball season was a totally…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 28, 2020
Donald Trump Jr. Was Put in Twitter Jail for Posting False Information About COVID-19Donald Trump Jr. is an idiot.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 28, 2020
Not All Heroes Wear Capes: Record Number of Black Women Running for CongressWhen it comes to saving America, there is only one group that is even remotely qualified to field the call: Black…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 27, 2020
National Security Adviser Robert O’Brien Tests Positive for COVID-19Despite all the warnings and the cautionary tales, President Trump’s national security adviser Robert O’Brien still…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 27, 2020
Arkansas Sen. Tom Cotton Is Not a Racist. He Just Plays One in Real LifeHere at The Root, we are very particular about how we label people. We know that labels can be damaging and…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 27, 2020
Trump on Portland Mayor Getting Tear-Gassed: They Rocked That Bama!On Thursday, Trump took a break from punching South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham in the stomach to call into his…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 24, 2020
Civil Rights Icon John Lewis to Lie In State at the US CapitolThe civil rights legend and Georgia Rep. John Lewis, who fought the racist Trump administration right up until his…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 24, 2020
Wearing Masks and Canceling a Portion of the Republican National Convention—What’s Happening With the Trump Administration?For months, the Trump administration has been the leader of the coronavirus deniers movement. They have acted like…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 24, 2020
Joe Biden: Trump Is a Racist. Also Joe Biden: Desegregation Will Have My Kids Growing Up in a 'Racial Jungle'I’m not being flippant or facetious or any other f-word when I say that I really want former Vice President Joe…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 23, 2020
‘Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV’: Trump Is the Latest Member of Idiot-MensaIt’s starting to look like the cognitive test that Trump claims he aced is the only test he’s ever done well on…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 23, 2020
Rep. Matt Gaetz Had a TV Studio Installed in His Father’s Home With Taxpayer Money and Other Possible ViolationsWhen Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz isn’t playing catch with his fully grown adopted, but not really adopted man-child…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 23, 2020
Maxine Waters Is a Goddamn Superhero: Watch the California Representative Intervene During Police StopDemocratic California Rep. Maxine Waters is 81 years old.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 20, 2020
Trump Clowned for Bragging About Cognitive Test and More From That Bizarre Fox News InterviewWhen Trump took office, he made it clear that he was a Fox News man. Since Melania was often spending evenings with…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 20, 2020
Rep. John Lewis, Civil Rights Icon and Last Living Speaker at the March on Washington, Has DiedU.S. Rep. John Lewis, the civil rights leader who served in Congress since 1987, has died after a months-long battle…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 18, 2020
Trump’s Niece: My Uncle, the President, Was Out Here Dropping the N-Word Like a RapperPresident Trump’s niece Mary L. Trump is not here to play with y’all.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 17, 2020
Mike Pompeo Bashes the New York Times’ 1619 Project During Racist Dog Whistle ConcertOn Thursday, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo held a one-man, racist dog whistle concert in which he stoked the flames…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 17, 2020