I’ll never forget the day in 2011 when I got in trouble at a temp job because I spent the day reading the VSB archive instead of working. Good writing should make people mess up at work, and y’all did that. Thank you for all of the years of great writing and inspiration.

Yyyup. One time a Robert Deniro impersonator offered me work as a Lenny Kravitz impersonator. Hard pass.

I feel this—been here before, and even cut off white friends over it. Also, Templeton Rye >

Did you watch the whole news video? I’ve got questions, like, “Why is the newscaster on the scene dressed like DMC?”

1. Fuck Michael Derrick Hudson