hilarious.

i hate the flat feeling. But feeling flat beats Googling painless ways to...

I came terrifyingly close to giving in. 

I see my therapist every week, twice a week when I have the $$$.

interesting...

“Talk to a doctor. Take all the drugs you need to take to feel like a human being.” <—— that part

all. of. this. 

It can take a full year to get your dosages/meds right. Sad. But true.

You have the wrong doctor.

I like the way you think.

You better un-low-key Christmas! Borrow some kids!

You know what. You’re right. I didn’t do it. And I won’t ever.

The grab and sip. That’s what does it.

It’s both. For sure. :(

Is it artificially sweetened?

illegal in 43 states, if you didn’t include New Jersey.

ginger pills??? I did not know this was a thing.

Chile yes! But damn this size 14 nonsense.

Very, very random. One tiny thing that makes me sad about the changeover is that your avatar is just the tiniest bit...rounder and cropped. That’s ridiculous I know.

I know, I know. It’s hard tho.