In case you slept through third-shift Twitter, Jill Scott made the trending list after she got on stage and simulated giving her microphone a blowjob.
I’ll let that sit with you for a minute.
In a 48-second video that has been shared widely on the social network, Scott can be seen wagging her tongue at the microphone, stroking its imaginary balls, and virtually deep-throating it.
It wouldn’t have been such a big deal, but there seem to be a great number of people who have never listened to a Jill Scott song before.
If you are one of these people, I will explain.
Jill Scott is the queen of singing about being dickmatized. All of her songs usually have some sort of sexual content in them.
Since the very beginning of her career, she has been very expressive about her love, the way she loves her lovers, and the way her lovers love her.
I mean, have you ever paid attention to the lyrics of her song “Crown Royal”?
Your hands on my hips pull me right back to you
I catch that thrust, give it right back to you
You’re in so deep, I’m breathing for you
You grab my braids, arch my back high for you
You’re diesel engine, I’m squirting mad oil
Down on the floor ‘til my speaker starts to boil
I flip s***, quick slip, hip dip and I’m twisted
In your hands and your lips and your tongue tricks
And you’re so thick and you’re so thick and you’re so
Crown royal on ice, crown royal on ice
Crown royal on ice, crown royal on ice
Your hands on my hips pull me right back to you
I catch that thrust, give it right back to you
You’re in so deep, I’m breathing for you
You grab my braids, arch my back high for you
You’re diesel engine, I’m squirting mad oil
Down on the floor ‘til my speaker starts to boil
I flip s***, quick slip, hip dip and I’m twisted
In your hands and your lips and your tongue tricks
And you’re so thick and you’re so thick and you’re so
Crown royal on ice, crown royal on ice
Crown royal on ice, crown royal on ice
Got ya on ice, baby
Yes, Jill loves her some nasty sex.
It didn’t matter. Twitter lost their collective minds over it anyway.
The video is titillating, to say the least.
I mean, if there was anything to ever get up in arms about with Jill Scott, it shouldn’t be this.
Remember when she said Black Friday started as a slave sale? Remember when she staunchly defended “Pill” Bill Cosby?
LOL. Y’all crazy.
This ain’t it.